Weekly funnies

I HAVE to write these things down so that I remember how FUNNY my kids are! Maybe I'm the only one who thinks they are funny, but Luke and Lora's spouses may get a chuckle someday! Most of the funnies revolve around something they said during "school". Another reason to homeschool .....I get to hear all their funny comments!

-Discussing what an altar is and what a sacrifice was in the Old Testament: Luke said (with a horrid look on his face), "They shouldn't have sacrificed animals. They should have done marshmellows. Jesus would have liked marshmellows much better."

-Lora said, "I know what worship is...when you get things clean."

-I've taught the kids that "history" is really "His Story"....the story of everything that has happened since God started with creation. Luke said, "Well, then Lora's history should be HER story."

-During the same history lesson we were talking about what events have taken place in each of our "historys". Luke said, "Mommy, remember that time when you used to be super skinny? That was part of your history." Thanks Luke!

-Luke, "Mommy, what's your favorite day of the whole year?" Me, "I guess Christmas, December 25." Luke, "Let's all pick our favorite day and that will be a special day when we can do whatever we want. Mine will be today."

-Discussing manners: Lora says, "I know why we don't put our elbows on the table! Because if you just painted your nails and they were up high like that, the polish might drip down!" How insightful!

-While walking Marty (our dog): Me, "Luke, you are the best dog walker in the world." Luke, "Probably not in the whole world...maybe just in Arnold MO."