Attention family and friends:
Baby has received her official eviction notice. As of last night, she has 14 days to vacate the premises before the landlord becomes cranky and takes further measures. Please be advised of this timeline and adjust your schedules accordingly.
She has been promised other means of housing, a rather large abundance of clothes, and two older siblings who will show her above average amounts of love and attention. She has been promised 8 meals per day, on demand, and appropriate temperature control of her environment, without any extra cost in rent. I feel these are above average living conditions and therefore, she should have no problem meeting the above stated request of lease termination in 14 days.
Sincerely,
The landlord
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Awesome. I believe the terms are fair and legally binding.
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