Weekend Funnies

Me: We are going to watching the movie Grease this weekend and dress up like the characters.
Luke: Awesome! I love Grease!
Me: You've never seen it.
Luke: No I haven't. But can I dress up like an olympian. Maybe Hercules?
(He was thinking GREECE!)

Lexi: Whoa mommy car car (when I slammed on the brakes).

Me: What is your name?
Lexi: Bebe
Me: No, it's Lexi
Lexi: NO BEBE!! (very loudly and forcibly)
(She will only call herself "bebe" for "baby)

Me: Lexi, where do you go potty?
Lexi: papa's boat
(last time we were boating, she peed in the boat)


Luke: Why did the kids in our old neighborhood shoot BB's? (as in the gun)
Me: I don't know.
Lora: What are Bebe's? Do they look like Lexi?


Lora takes Miralax to help with some constipation.
Lora: I like to read books while I try to poop.
Bill: I like to play games on my phone.
Lora: Then I won't give you any of my miralax. That way you can get better playing your games.