The fine has increased

I have reached the point of crabby. Everyone keeps looking at me saying, "You're STILL pregnant?!" or "That baby hasn't come out yet!" or "How much longer" or "You look ready to pop!" I also keep getting phone calls "encouraging" me to have the baby on this day (b/c it's my birthday) or this day (because I'm not busy and can come visit you at the hospital) or this day (because that's the date they predicted). I decided last week that any of these comments carried a fine of $5, due immediately. The fine has increased. Any of these comments, whether via phone, email, text, facebook, or face to face, now carry a fine of $10. Rates to increase daily.